I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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