I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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