we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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