I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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