i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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