Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Semen is not good for contacts.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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