is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
