theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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