so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Randomize
