pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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