Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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