No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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