I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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