Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
we made out on top of his cat.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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