How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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