We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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