i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Michael Bay diarrhea
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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