Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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