It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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