That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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