how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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