The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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