I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm always down for nudity.
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