I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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