So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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