Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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