A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
