I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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