Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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