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Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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