Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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