Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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