dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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