Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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