So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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