Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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