Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
MIDGETS
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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