I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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