mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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