I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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