Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Randomize
