I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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