how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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