It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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