So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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