Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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