If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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