Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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