its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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