My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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