yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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