Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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