I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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