i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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