No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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