If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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