just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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