Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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