she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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